beef wind

Beef Wind is a hearty yet dry, gamy and overwhelming fart with a heady mixture of aromas, like a pig roast in a garbage dump in hell. Like a hot, dry wind blowing over a sulfur pit from a cattle ranch. The type of fart that burns all the little hairs out of your nose right before it causes permanent brain damage and put you in a coma or possibly kills you.

"Holy shit, man! What died in here?"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"

by Aulderath April 19, 2014

beef gaurds

Excessive vaginal skin that hangs down like a sleeve of a wizard. The excessive skin protects a woman's inner thighs from bruising during sex.

It took me a couple of minutes to get renes beef gaurds open before I could start pounding that shit!

by tuna man April 29, 2014

beef grease

The thickened leftover vaginal fluid around the base of the penis, normally tangled amongst the pubes creating a creamy semi- gelatinous coating that must be vigorously removed after prolonged vaginal intercourse.

After giving stacy the long rod for hours, i started to notice an accumulation of beef grease around my smekle.

by The meat keeper July 22, 2015

Beef Rub

When two, large, heavier set, lesbians engage in a hot, sweaty orgasmic scissor session.

Dude what the hell is that noise in the apartment upstairs? Sounds like two mating Bulls.

It's just my lesbian neighbors doing a beef rub. They will be done in about five minutes. I know the routine.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

Beefface

Someone with a uncommonly large meaty face - the opposite of a pinhead

He is such a beefface look how massive and meaty his head is , he should cut back on the smedders

by The smedders wrestler June 15, 2018

Beef House

A rip-roaring reality show that broadcasts the antics of Tim and Eric and an assortment of other oddball characters.

I watched Beef House the other night and literally crapped my pants laughing.

by Rico Cooper May 26, 2020

Mean Beef

To have an unsettled dispute/argument with somebody/ a group of people. A more extreme version of having beef.

Hey John, could you tell Fran to call me?

Sorry mate I can't, we've got some mean beef, get Jim to do it.

by niceee December 18, 2007