Bronze Gods

1. The League of Legends entities responsible for the Hellhole aptly named "Bronze." While often associated with blessing a handful of lucky players with competent victories and beautiful play making, they are also behind each crushing defeat and misstep. The Bronze Gods giveth, and the Bronze Gods taketh away.

Man, I get absolutely fucked by that 9-1 Leblanc, but the Bronze Gods gave me a win.

by TheLighterDark January 3, 2014

broneshia

Broneshia means
Thick
Bad
Bubble booty having ass bitch. Broneshia also means independent,loyal,good fighter,the best pussy. But watch because Broneshia can be evil and maybe a freak. A good freak though!

Broneshia is a very weird person and always have to have the last word.

by BossAssBitch1999 January 11, 2014

Bronxitis

when somebody from an ghetto kicks you so hard that you spit blood, then you have bronxitis.

fuck..the bitch kick me so fucking hard in my lungs! dude you spit blood you must have BRONXITIS!

by Jacques Pourquoi January 28, 2014

Bronables

Bonable bros.

Girl: "There will be many fine females at this party so bring your bronables."

Guy: "Of course, I'm only bros with the best bros."

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION February 27, 2015

Bronalyst

A Bronalyst is a business analyst that has overly embraced the frat-boy culture ironically at first, but then it stuck.
These atypical business analysts are highly capable, but never taken seriously.

Tim: "Yea Bruh, we slapped some regression on that bad boy and tightened it waay up"
Gordon: "My God, this checks out. Frankly I expected less Tim"
Tim: "BOOOOOMMM!"
Gordon: "Do you take anything seriously? Such a Bronalyst"

by Ankle_Flasher March 15, 2015

bronze bull

The Bronze Bull is an old system of torture that was made of a hallow she'll of bronze taking on the shape of a bull, the victim was placed inside the bull where he was then locked in the only opening was the snout of the bull. A fire was then lit underneath the bull and the victim was then cooked to death, the opening in the snout was specially designed to sound like the bellowing of a bull when the victim screamed.

I am to be put to death by the bronze bull

by TheYolocost March 29, 2015

bronup

a bro who is over the age of 35

a dude over the age of 35 at a bar in salmon shorts, boat shoes, and a plaid button down shirt with rolled sleeves. what a bronup.

by smoking_yogi September 4, 2015