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sink cleaner bottle 

The funni apple juice that is contained in a bottle

that mom and dad say it's too delicious to drink so they hide it under the sink to have it all for them self
Dad and mom in an argument

Dad: you can't spend 100 dollars on makeup

Mom: and you can't spend 200 dollars pc parts

Little timmy: mommy, dad, i drank the funni juice

from under he sink, can you get me more?

Mom: omg he drank from the sink cleaner bottle!

Dad: get him to the er now!

Little timmy: dies
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Forgetting your bottle 

When you're smoking weed with your friends out of a bong and you walk away and someone says "hey you forgot your bottle", and you think he's talking about the bong but it's actually a bottle of soda
"Man that was some good weed, let's go to the minute market for some monster dubs"
"Hey you forgot your bottle"
"Oh shit is he talking about the bong?"
"No I've got it right here, it's just our bottle of soda"
"Oh damn, talk about forgetting your bottle"

Paella ina bottle 

A true artisan sauce made by a legendary Spanish lady. Suitable in a rice dish or treat yourself and chug from the bottle. You can't go wrong bringing this number to a family dinner.
My grandma knows how to finesse paella ina bottle.

I take A bottle, Becomes a glass 

A way to loose America's Got Talent intently
I take A bottle, Becomes a glass, WHERE'D IT GO? ITS UP MY ASS!!

Stanley Water Bottle

The water bottle all of the popular girls use and have to bring it into every conversation they have in class, and the teacher doesn’t care because they are her favorites. Ages 12-15 usually, half of them are ok while the other half are complete bitches
Popular girl:Katrina has a Stanley water bottle
Everyone else: shut up

breaking the bottle 

An idiom I invented based on the phrasal verb "bottle up" which means to hide emotions or feelings inside.

Breaking the bottle basically means you're letting those emotions or feelings loose, accidentally or not.

Also the idiom equivalent of "venting" to someone.
I'm sorry for breaking the bottle randomly out of nowhere, I just couldn't take it anymore.
breaking the bottle by Zeph Here September 6, 2023

Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket 

When you put mentos in a bottle of coke and shove it up your ass. The soda, having nowhere to go will fill your colon.
Brayden just gave me the most explosive Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket last night!