Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls

Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!

by anonymous August 13, 2021

straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021

Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat

"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Webby Bollocks

When a normal person overhears two developers talking about programming and the "internet", they are talking "Webby Bollocks"

Flippin heck! they're talking Webby Bollocks again!

by 3kman May 20, 2022

Marty Bogroll

The local Newry street legend. He is well known in Northern Ireland and is often seen in all weather roaming the streets of Newry. His trusty steed is a bridge-end bike that's at least 600 years old. Legend has it that his Nike trainer is still in the canal and that whoever gains possession of this magical item will be granted the powers of Marty himself.

He has many accolades such as an Ulster Novice Champion at Handball (Later winning many senior titles at handball through Ireland) and a world-renowned sexiest man award under his sleeve and has the most luscious beard since Zeus. Some people have mistaken him for Santa Clause due to his perfectly cut trim and his almost hulk-like muscle tone.

You can now find Marty in both his trusty bike around the town and has a beautiful mural of such as legend himself located to the side of Nan Rices bar.

Did you see Marty Bogroll with Christmas Crackers in a Sainsbury bag hanging off his bike? It must be close to Christmas.

I've been waiting 4 Martys for my Friar Tucks! Mon' da fuck!

by justdeanful July 1, 2022

billy bollock ball

A bad driver

when someone cuts you up in traffic “YOU BILLY BOLLOCK BALL!”

by camelot ._. September 9, 2022

Multi-Bollock

Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)

Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.

by Busspass February 12, 2023