Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.
We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010
Get the Dolphin Blanketmug. by retro boy November 13, 2020
Get the Opposite blanket daymug. Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.
I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.
by QuacksO October 9, 2023
Get the OSB blanketmug. 1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies
by Tim pen123q2r June 14, 2010
Get the Mitzvah Blanketmug. Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy
by Averysoftrock February 18, 2021
Get the Vell in a Blanketmug. by Solaraarai April 11, 2022
Get the Pig in a blanketmug. The process of sticking your penis in a Mazda CX-90 exhaust pipe while someone in the car puts it in sport mode and red lines the engine
by Zero_X November 30, 2024
Get the pig in a blanketmug.