Mountain Biking

Sexiest sport on earth!!

The earth is flat just like mountain biking

by :((((( November 22, 2021

bike boy

When you are too much of a Jew to drive to school.

Yo man did you hear Eric’s a bike boy now? What a fucking Jew.

by Robcharles1 August 25, 2019

bike

a retard that is gay

that dudes a total bike

by nerdin n twerkin October 20, 2025

Bike Pump

When throat fucking someone and holding them by the ears until they fart.

I was giving her a good bike pump session but forgot she ate taco bell for lunch.

by Wildbill304 July 2, 2021

drag bike

When you go to take a shit and it leaves a line up the back of the toilet!!

I went to the shitter and saw someone had popped the clutch like a drag bike!

by Time-Bandit(RTT) May 22, 2017

bike-ist

A douchebag on a bike that thinks they own the road. Namely everyone who lives in Portland.

That bike-ist thinks they own the road.

by I_hate_bikes December 11, 2017

Bum Bike

A Bum Bike is any sort of bicycle that has been modified with a 2 stroke engine kit. These bikes are operated by a variety of people including the homeless population who has taken a liking to this quick and cheap form of transportation.
They are great for getting around town if you don't have a driver's license, the kits can be found for less than 200$. It's not uncommon to a see a bum or a junky ripping around on one with a few bags of soda cans and some stolen goods.

Hey Joe you better lock your tool shed I heard a bum bike zip by!

What's that sound !? Oh shit it's a bum bike! The junkies are out to steal catalytic converters again.

by Anton H September 26, 2025