baeli

a fucked up mean devil

steven-hey whats up

baeli-stfu bitch

by baeli June 4, 2014

Babel

Round cheese that taste best under the influence of alcohol or marijuana. Best eaten with Wheat Thins, Triscits not recommended.

I got stoned last night and ate a shit ton of Babels. Not my fault.

by Cool cool, alright. March 31, 2009

Sloppy Bagel

When a guy uses a bagel on his cock during sex with a female on her period, then eats said bagel.

Did you hear about bob and tracy last week, apparently he ate her sloppy bagel?

by Almond oil September 1, 2010

Italian pizza bagel

a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.

Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"

by MC peepants October 12, 2010

salty bagel

When your getting a blow job, right after you cum you put a bagel in her mouth, and she eats it.

"Dude, I gave this chick a salty bagel last night, she loved it!"

by The Real Micheal Jackson March 12, 2009

Bagels

Naked pictures of your friend's mom. Did I mention she was a MILF?

I love bagels, but my friend doesn't.

by MILFHunter6699 January 26, 2011

bagel

Any person that has not been baptized, and is not sure if they would like to be or not. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Muffin, Waffle, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)

He may be a bagel, but it doe not mean he is any less threatening then a french toast.

by Relic January 15, 2005