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Bagels

Naked pictures of your friend's mom. Did I mention she was a MILF?
I love bagels, but my friend doesn't.
by MILFHunter6699 January 26, 2011
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bagel

Any person that has not been baptized, and is not sure if they would like to be or not. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Muffin, Waffle, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)
He may be a bagel, but it doe not mean he is any less threatening then a french toast.
by Relic January 15, 2005
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Bagel Party

A gathering where the crowd is vastly comprised of females.
Gawd, Janet! There's NO men here! This place is a TOTAL bagel party!
by ComedyHostel September 25, 2013
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bagelmuffin

It is consider the dopest nigga ever
The homie is a bagelmuffin
by Boobooassnigga January 29, 2016
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Baelepathy

A communication between two bae's that only they possess. Often the connection happens with unshared thoughts from one bae being comminucated through the other bae.
"What dress should I wear tonight, boo?"
"Wear the one sleeved white dress, it makes the booty look good."
"Oh my goodness, that's the one I have on right now!"
"Baelepathy in action, Boo-Baer."
by Bisexual Slytherin September 20, 2016
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bagel

probably the best thing your tastebuds will ever meet. you can eat a bagel anywhere at any time.
lila: “dude i had the best bagel this morning
devyn: “was it an everything bagel?”
by scoopmypoop69 May 7, 2019
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bagel fuck

I just ate some matzah, let’s bagel fuck!
by Brett Kosher May 24, 2019
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