balloon

1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin

If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2011

balloon

A trick done using your ball sack.

Great in the dressing room or at a party in front of the guys.

Let your sack skin hang out from your fingers and blow on your thumb...gradually releasing a nut into your palm. Making it as if you're blowing up you sack.

This is a called "the balloon"

by Bahia July 29, 2006

Balloon Crew

A group of people who perform in the art of ballooning (see - 'ballooning') usually whilst drunk or on drugs.

The Balloon Crew are out tonight and are ballooning massively

by Leechy May 8, 2006

Poop Balloon

When you shit and splatter everywhere, but the wipe is completely clean. As if the diarrhea fell in a water balloon which exploded on contact in the bowl.

Dude, I filled the punch bowl, splashed it on the rim and seat, but nothing on the paper!

Damn man, you dropped a poop balloon!

by murphy_dog March 27, 2019

balloonjuice

The slimy liquid released by popping an orally inflated balloon. Thought by some to be spit.

Don't pop that balloon in my face. I don't want a faceful of balloonjuice!

by Chad December 17, 2003

Balloon Knot

Ones anus or sphincta also known as Chocolate Starfish.

Anyone with a tight arse

by GBert December 5, 2003

Dirty Balloon

When a bro jizzes all over his ladie's giant fake bresticles then leaves her in the motel room. Thus she is left with the bill and dirty balloons

Bro 1: why is Jana so sad?
Bro 2: some dude left her with dirty balloons
Bro 1: hahaha

by Lemonsmoker July 23, 2010