Bird doodie

It's freaking bird turd

" AW MAN I got a bird doodie on my car!!"

by Freakingchanchoman June 4, 2018

Bird me now

It is a metaphor for getting with someone instantly

Friend No1: “wow, he’s fit”
Friend No2: “Bird me now”

by Lindzo August 9, 2018

bird parachute

A trope, usually appearing in science fiction, where something directly contradictory to the pre-established science of the world happens.

Origin: The characters in K. A. Applegate's Animorphs series did a scientifically impossible (both by real-world physics and the fictional universe's) maneuver that the fandom refers to as the 'bird parachute'.

"Wow, those characters totally bird parachuted there!"

by Our Lord Pickles January 6, 2019

Bird Samaritan

A good Samaritan who walks around removing Bird scooters from public sidewalks, etc.

It was nice of that Bird Samaritan to move those discarded scooters out of the way.

by Okiekdsjfhs;ajf May 10, 2019

Bird Throat

When she's giving you a blowjob so fast and hard she sounds like a turkey.

Tara was so into the blow job, I grabbed her hair and she went full Bird Throat! *gobble*

by Gr8WyteC0CK May 13, 2019

Bird Puppies

Bats... But better. They dwell in the depths of Lady's cave under her skirt. They smell of lavender with a hint of blazing fury. They like to be fed first thing in the morning but they are picky... Only the best sticky white stuff will do. And be warned... Raising her skirt will result in escape... She will defend them and they, her. You will parish...

"That scout let 15 bird puppies out! I will burn your castle into oblivion!"

by LadyAnon615 May 17, 2019

Bird Shitting

Bird shitting is when you have a long enough penis, to insert it, into your anus and ejaculate.

Instead of using a dirty old shirt or sock, just swallow it up with your anus mouth.

Just finished watching porn, now I'm on the toilet bird shitting.

by AngiesAwesome April 27, 2019