P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
Get the idiot math mug.Someone who is a huge idiot, so much so that it makes them a Worldstar Idiot. They are snobby, rude, and have no respect for themselves or others.
Jared: “That dude is such a jerk!”
Lin: “Yeah! He’s more than that though.. he’s like a worldstar idiot!”
Jared: “Lmao, yeah.”
Lin: “Yeah! He’s more than that though.. he’s like a worldstar idiot!”
Jared: “Lmao, yeah.”
by Xx.Ammie.xX May 3, 2021
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by Pet Petunia November 29, 2017
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Get the fucking idiot mug.A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.
I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.
by cryog September 11, 2016
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The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.
I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.
Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?
If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.
Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.
Ya dick idiot.
I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.
Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?
If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.
Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.
Ya dick idiot.
by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013
Get the dick idiot mug.The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.
Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.
by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010
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