Rando: hey i have smth to tell you.....
Me: oh what is it..
Rando: I-i love alexis ness!
Me: Same!!! AHHH twins
Alexis Ness: *thinking about how kaiser left his sorry ass*
Me: oh what is it..
Rando: I-i love alexis ness!
Me: Same!!! AHHH twins
Alexis Ness: *thinking about how kaiser left his sorry ass*
by chipsandflowerss3434 February 17, 2025
by owifu;kjvn;qlerjvnqoerv November 21, 2019
The most pretty and funny and awesome best friend in the entire world. She’s so great and I want to kiss her but not in a gay way because that’s gay and I’m not gay so don’t call me gay because I’m not gay I’m straight so don’t call me gay because I’m not.
by Bigdforlifeeee March 10, 2023
She is n inappropriate best, who says she has a 16 inch cock and will through if down your throat she is los a very funny person the makes really funny jokes( most of penises) she is alone at least 4.5 ft tall and is always a positive person and always gets away of trouble!
Alexis is very, very inappropriate!
by Papi Marcy October 17, 2022
Alexis is a kind girl who makes too many jokes about dead people and has to go find help. She sometimes says questionable things.
by somebody_that_you_used_to_know January 24, 2023
He is a fuckin god. He will do anything just to prove anyone wrong. Very loving and caring person , handsome and very alethtitic. Will love a person to death.
He is a very loyal person he will keep a secret for life .
He is a very loyal person he will keep a secret for life .
by Urban_writer November 21, 2021
A stunning girl who is so kind and caring. A bad bitch who knows what she wants. She loves everyone. You’d be lucky to have an Alexis in your life. She knows how to keep a secret and is the best friend. Often seen dating a Mexican named Hector or Jesús. Her boyfriends fall in love with her quickly and deeply. She is amazing and smart. She makes friends easily and everyone’s parents love her.
by Namedefitions2.0 June 13, 2021