Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.

Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer

by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024

F1 addict

A reasonably sized, autistic bundle of joy who seriously needs a better sleep schedule. Maybe a haircut too. He unfortunately suffers from a serious addiction to men.

"Who's that?"

"That's f1 addict!"

by Youlikemen October 03, 2024

Most likely to become a drug addict

Something realistic you don't see in a high school yearbook, even if it would help people prepare for reality. A few other ones you don't see are most likely to become a transvestite, most likely to commit suicide, most likely to become a gunman or mass murderer, and most likely to take money from classmates (legally or illegally).

He/she was voted Most likely to become a drug addict by his/her peers in high school.

by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021

who is a nicotine addict

it’s you. stop vaping

hey do you know who is a nicotine addict? yeah it’s you.

by your mom92 December 14, 2021

addictional

A word for eloquent when it comes to hair, specifically.

You: WOW Brad Pitt’s hair is sooo addictional, don’t ya think?

Me: ah yes, VERY addictional.

by Jo3295:) May 17, 2021

cell addict

To love celeberties so much you want to be them

This girl is a cell addict

by uglyboo February 02, 2019

anger addict

One who wakes up in the morning and chooses violence. A friend that will never compliment your achievements. A person that thrives on anger.

Me: I just landed a promotion at work!
Best friend: Who cares, you didn't deserve it.
Me: You’re such an anger addict. Can’t you just be happy for me one time?

by CaliG May 23, 2021