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Wait... You're Single?

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.
Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.
by Bob Chum Person April 21, 2018
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Single Selfie

That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.
"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"
by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017
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Single

Something you're gonna be, until you meet me<3
You: Ahw man, I'm gonna die single
Me: *appears*
Me: Not anymoreeehh;))))
by LargeBaguette.ham January 5, 2020
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Positive singles

Someone who is tested positive for an STD and is single
Positive singles and dates by going to meetpositives.com
by Meet positives February 20, 2019
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Sad and Single

When you are depressed because you are single and you know that no boys/girls like you more than a friends.
Kate: I’m sad and single

Beth: I’m not, I’m so happy and dating the love of my life!
by Hiiiiiiiiiibyeeeee November 13, 2018
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hot single milf

A hot person named stormi who will be a milf when they are 70
bob: hey have u heard of the hot single milf
larry: you mean stormi?
bob: yeah
by stormilovessapnap my tiktok December 13, 2021
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socially single

You are single to everyone else except your partner. If you still have all of the elements of a serious relationship, physical and emotional and both partners know. If the relationship isn't socially exeptable or forbidden but the partners keep it secret, but still act the same.
" You cannot date him!!! " she still does. Means socially single.
by Nakry December 13, 2015
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