One should not name there spawn John especially with the last name Candelori. Both first and last name are given for a straight bitch. Don’t do this to your spawn or they will be a bitch, it’s so sad.
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Brant woke up in the middle of the night with a figure at his bedside. Upon asking the figure who it was, it replied by doing a 360 cheek turn ass blast of magnitude 4. Bewildered, Brant realized that it was not just some guy, but the legendary John Blowe.
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