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astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.
"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."
by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015
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Chicken trucking

When someone farts a silent sickening fart, and others are walking by or behind them. These people trapped in the gas cloud proceed to gag and possibly vomit. The scent is similar to getting behind a chicken truck on the road while driving.
Student 1 : “Man I was walking behind Coach and he chicken trucked everyone in the hall. I think I saw a student vomiting.”
Student 2: “Yeah he sure loves Chicken trucking us poor helpless students!”
by DaddysBelt May 14, 2020
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Side Chicken

Slightly scandalous leftovers you favor over the main dish.
Paul: Do you want some turkey? Brenda: No, I'll eat the side chicken.
by ApexPred November 27, 2019
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bonnet chicken

Similar to the common insult of referring to someone as a chicken, but taking it even a step further by calling them a chicken that is so particularly needy that they require a bonnet on their head.
Brooke is laying on the beach in sunny Mexico with a margarita in hand but complaining about the wind. What a bonnet chicken!
by Zizzle December 25, 2018
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Chicken Tooth

The same spot between two teeth where food routinely gets stuck and is difficult to remove. Stringy meats (I.e. chicken or pot roast) are the most common foods that get stuck in this spot.
I've got a piece of steak stuck in my chicken tooth again.
by pncruse August 11, 2014
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Chicken Clit

an act during sexual intercourse when the penis of a male touches the clit of a woman, it becomes the chicken clit.

Cock meets Clit, the Chicken Clit.
I just did some crazy chicken clit last night with Becky, had her squawking.

1: Just had some nice sex last night!

2: that's fun, but did u perform Chicken Clit?

1: nope :(
by Sano Cultist November 28, 2021
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sticky chicken

Referring to the tactile comparison between one’s junk and that of handling drying raw chicken. Clinging or sticky.
Damn, my junk feels like a pound of sticky chicken after sexing up that girl!
by jackemmebob24 December 7, 2012
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