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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game
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Squid Tank

A group of people consisting of all females and one male.
Hans, do you have extra dick pills, it's a squid tank in here!
by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022
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Squids

A Squid or Squids is a term used for People who get into High-Level Collages because of having good grades, and usually do not really stand out from the rest of people like them. A Squid usually is someone who goes to school only for studying and work and doesn’t have a great social life.
Person A: “bro!! I just got into a dorm with 4 other people at Harvard. I have to stay in a 2 person sweet. This is gonna suck.”
Person B: “Well, do you know anyone in your dorm?”
Person A: “I know one guy who got in for Hockey, the rest of them are just Squids.”
by Raycroc1940 August 31, 2023
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Squid bags

When one penetrates the penis far enough in the vagina , feces come out and stick to the scrotum.
Aye bro when I was railing your mom, she gave me squid bags
by Bigdaddypunz March 9, 2021
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Squid

by John Quillll April 21, 2025
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Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.
I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.
by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025
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