Carl Crepps

A holla boy who can lose himself in the wrong girl(hoes). I had a Carl Crepps once and didn't trust him because of past assholes only then I realized he was very true to me. The boy that got away. The dude I'll always have a soft spot for and look out 4 and protect and defend. The definition of you don't know what you got till it's gone. Usually doing a bid cuz some tramp throws him under the bus to save her ass and cheats on him 3x more than she did right under his nose. Had one love of his life a German Shepard named Genesis.

That poor dude got with a dum hoe and doesn't realize he had a Kimberly what a Carl Crepps.

by BoycottingBmws February 6, 2025

old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022

Carl

They whitest shade of pale a human can achieve

Brah, that snow is straight Carl

by Carl from San Diego February 19, 2022

Hot Carl

Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.

I gave her a hot Carl, after I buttfuccked her.

by Ciamnyss August 4, 2018

Carl

A stupid, gay, annoying, fat, and boring guy.

Did you hear Carl

by Boilme April 28, 2020

Carles

He’s the best man/boy in the world. His name came from by the catalan lands and his catalan hearth melts mine.
He’s kind, handsome, loyal (super loyal), and have a big hearth.
But… sometimed you have to say what to do.

Carles, today you,re shining!!

by yobeautifulwife November 23, 2021

Carl

A guy who probably had his existential crisis that only the age of 16. He's the kind of guy who cries himself to sleep every night. If he has kids, He doesn't. His wife has them, Someone kidnapped them, Or some shit. Carl's get no kids. The only type of kids he gets is a class of angry teenagers who live off monster energy drinks. Carl's are usually teachers, why? because they hate their life so much so that they need to make it worse with every passing minute. By the age of five Carl's are usually alcoholics. You can't blame them. It's not their fault they were named Carl. Carl's also have a tendency to have very small penises. So small that a dwarf could top them. So small that it is impossible for a man like that to be straight. Carl's have small penises.

"oh hey that's Carl." "Doesn't he have a tiny penis?"

"Isn't that Carl's eighth wine bottle?"

"Someone help Carl he about to jump off the balcony again. "

by Stumblebunny May 3, 2020