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Wood on the Fire

1. Putting wood on a fire
2. Getting venereal disease, so that your penis burns like it is on fire.
1. Could you put a little wood on the fire, it is getting chilly in here.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.
by Stevr13 January 26, 2014
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under-the-wood

simply being under some wood.
"wow i am under-the-wood"
by NaniKrank January 31, 2017
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Pool Wood

an erection received from swimming in a pool.
Cheche and coco noticed his pool wood, and their mouths dropped in awe. Neither of them have ever seen anything as massive.
by Master Pool Wood July 16, 2008
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Wood Pulp

A man's love juice. Semen splurging through an erection.
My girl was slobbing my knob and then I shot my wood pulp all over her face.
by Blake S. July 21, 2006
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Wood Butter

The secretion of preseminal fluid at the tip of the penis from extended arousal. Has a very lubricating quality like melted butter.
After watching the strippers for an hour, Tony developed a nice coating of wood butter on his penis.

That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!
by ck1962 December 23, 2012
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phantom wood

When you get excited on someone else's behalf
Aw man pan's date is so hot tonight, I got Phantom Wood on his behalf.
by karl cs November 19, 2016
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Mia Wood

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Sweetest and kindest girl on the planet. Usually medium to tall height wise, with long brown hair, dark eyes, and an amazing body that is too much for any guy. Kind of nerdy, but it's cute. Wears glasses sometimes when she forgets to wear her contacts, but they look cute as hell. Doesn't normally have time for guys, but that just makes them, including me try harder to win her heart, especially when she has already won yours...
Hey did u see Mia Wood today? She looked amazing as hell!!
by Mia Lover March 4, 2017
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