Boyfriend: I'm bout to go running. Do you wanna roll up after?
Girlfriend: Yeah. Why not? Lmk.
Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-
Girlfriend: Yeah. Why not? Lmk.
Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-
by Calypsoul99 June 7, 2016

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023

by megggggggan July 7, 2010

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.
by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024

Freeze your cans and show us your ice bullets.
The water was so cold, her ice bullets were showing right through her shirt.
The water was so cold, her ice bullets were showing right through her shirt.
by Krystalized4U May 5, 2017

A chess move that allows you to “speed” in any direction you like (excluding backwards). It is essentially a one-time queen but this move cannot be used to checkmate a king.
(Do not run the king over.)
verb
(Do not run the king over.)
verb
by k-hot jalapeños December 31, 2023
