A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
Get the Roger Roostermug. "Last night was hectic, I got porked down under by a trucker, now my hole doesn't feel whole, it was a real Stinging Roger"
by mooflese September 10, 2023
Get the Stinging Rogermug. British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.
by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017
Get the self-rogeringmug. He was a creepy old man who had his own children’s TV show. He was a real oddball. Mr fucking mcfeely and shit.
Thanks for making me nice and easily trusting of most people, and easy to be taken advantage of. I did exactly what he told me as a child and to be nice to others, and all it did was get me fucking picked on and used... I fucking hate that man.
Thanks for making me nice and easily trusting of most people, and easy to be taken advantage of. I did exactly what he told me as a child and to be nice to others, and all it did was get me fucking picked on and used... I fucking hate that man.
by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020
Get the Mr. Rogersmug. A sarcastic form of acknowledgement, that can be 'toxic' to one's sanity. Usually the person who uses this term does not like to eat raw eggs.
by UncleRoger69 September 28, 2021
Get the Rogermug. A really stupid person. Teachers and students usually don't like him. You can say that he is really ugly.
by ihateroger.com October 24, 2018
Get the Rogermug. When your connection cuts in and out regardless if you’re a Rogers member or not.
Term to mock the great Rogers power outage of 2022.
Term to mock the great Rogers power outage of 2022.
by RUFF RUFF July 14, 2022
Get the Rogers Momentmug.