John Wicked

Short for "beating someone ruthlessly for animal cruelty"

G: Hey Bob, you know what happedned to Jacksons roommate? He looks like he got hit by a car

Bob: Yeah, he came last night drunk to thier appartment and kicked Jacksons 6 months old kitty so he John Wicked his ass
G: Well deserved

by Krusanter May 6, 2022

wicked poopa

1. When you gotta take a massive shit

2. When a girl has a really nice bum
3. Somethings that's totally fucking awesome

"Hey look at her wicked poopa!!"

"That was wicked poopa!"

"I gotta take a wicked poopa!"

by WICKED POOPAAAAAA August 25, 2016

It’s gon get wicked

such as like the most nastiest, freakiest thing you would do to somebody

“I would do the most wicked things to you”
“When I see you it’s gon get wicked”

by certifiedzesty November 19, 2023

Wick

A tightly rolled up piece of paper (ie.tissue)
Lit on fire for whatever reason, aka a “chaingang lighter”

#FREEDAGUYS

Aye twin pass me that wick I’m about to fire up

by ROBNHOOD July 13, 2023

wicked slam

also accepted as "wickedest slam"
(alternate versions to the sexual implication)
1. to win an argument and prove a point with absolute authority
2. that cool, hip, upcoming prison
3. a malefic poetry competition. a verse tornado that ravishes the audience and brands a mark on the contestants. pure poetry! right?
4. although, old, that Onyx song

Doug: in his show, John Oliver did a wicked slam on the wicked US slam system. “Disgusted, busted”! (quoting Onyx), horrible reality. Last Weeks Tonight is bite-size activism poetry spoken with charismatic sarcasm, hard to beat there. how did i even hear about it, all the way up in Romania, all the way back in 2015? oh, yeah, thanks, HBO, for sponsoring!

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022

Wicked Mel

aka "Filthy Mel". A girl who is so nasty that when performing reverse cowgirl position, will ensure she's eaten Indian food (or any other volatile combination) and then proceeds, without warning, to explosively defecate all over her partner's chest.

Bruh. Last night I picked up that girl from the local pet shop. We're in the middle of doing it, she turns around and I'm like "this is great!". Dude! She starts spraying me with poop like she's got a tropical disease! I even got a piece of corn in my eye, it was like being shot. I ain't going near that Wicked Mel ever again

by King Tropic April 8, 2023

black wick

The act of pouring melting wax in the butthole of one's partner, while said partner spreads each cheek.

Hey man, has your girl ever given you a black wick

by @OrtizChris December 3, 2016