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Wireless jerk

The wireless jerk is when you get super high and think you masturbating you still get the orgasm without physical doing it !
Bro I am going to take so mushrooms and have a wireless jerk
by The jerk guy September 30, 2025
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Wire biter

/ˈwī(ə)r ˈbīdər/

noun OFFENSIVE•DEROGATORY

An individual who is attracted to, is sexually interested in, engages in sexual activity with, or sexually gratifies themselves to thoughts, images, or videos of humanoid or non humanoid robots and/or ai generated content. Examples AI porn, Sex dolls/robots, automatic male masturbator or sybians as well as non manual pleasure aids, FNAF 2 chica, GLaDOS, and deepfake content.
Timmy is such a fucking wire biter, he jerks off to goth girls on instagram and hatsune miku,they aren’t even real. fucking filthy ass wire biter

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Tiffany likes asking chat GPT to call her a good girl she is such a wire biter.
by Anthrak October 28, 2025
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Wareslop

when a game has mechanics eerily similar to WarioWare in order to gain popularity on the internet
Buster Jam is so fucking wareslop dude
by juggleduggle November 4, 2025
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Ham Wireless

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble
Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!
by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007
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nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.
I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.
by bluelagoon January 15, 2010
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barb wired

when you put two figers and twist them up a ladies vagina
I barb wired montanna and she told me it hurt.
by tttaaayyylllooorrrryyyoooo April 11, 2010
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EpiK Wireless

Small shop for flashing to cricket, unlocking or cellphone needs
Why waste your time and money elsewhere? check out EpiK Wireless.
EpiK Wireless is the shit.
That Guy at EpiK Wireless sure knows what he's doing
by random customer October 13, 2011
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