Wet Ear

When you go swimming and water get into your ear, and stays there forever and becomes a bitch.

Sarah: I got a wet ear
Will: That's a bitch

by Willoraptor July 12, 2011

Wet Mexican

The act of taking a dump and ejaculating at the same time. This can happen with a female partner or if one is lonely enough to try it themselves.

I heard Johnny got that bitch to say yes to a Wet Mexican!

by akaidk August 5, 2009

Wet willy

to stick ones finger in your mouth, lick it and stick it in someones ear

wet willy mr timberlake!!!!!

by Peter is gay! with matthew hull!!!! July 12, 2003

wet stick

Usually a black malboro more 150 cigarette dipped in embalming fluid laced with pcp. Repeated use causes delerium, psychosis, strange hallucinations, adrenaline rush, paranoia, demonic possesed behavior, and temporary superhuman strenth. Fun stuff.

Binjun smoked some wet sticks and flipped out and kicked his winshield out of his car and dangled over the edge of the bridge.

by thatniggaS_A_L January 18, 2008

keepin it wet

Dating a girl just to have sex. 'It' refers to a penis.

Example 1:
Laura: You and Pam are getting pretty serious, is she girlfriend material?
Joe: No, I'm just keepin it wet.

Example 2:
Mike: I heard you have two girlfriends now?
George: No, I have one girlfriend and one keepin it wet girl.

by Last Drop April 25, 2008

wet breakfast

Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.

I do hope I'm not seated next to Shaun again; he's such a wet breakfast.

by erkod March 5, 2017

wet mary

A particulary juicy fart.

"Whoo! That wet mary you just ripped is going to leave skidmarks."

by DG in Philly October 7, 2005