Pussy Weasel

A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.

My buddy Mark is a "pussy weasel", keep your girl on your lap...lol

by cartuneist March 31, 2022

Kitty Weasel

1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.

2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."

1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."

2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"

by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010

Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

weasel headed

When something is so uncool, its just plain unacceptable.

Dude that was weasel headed as hell,you pissing in that baby,s bottle the other night at the party.

by Jason Edmonds April 9, 2008

sleepy weasel

A generally pleasant all around nice person.

Aaron sure is a sleepy weasel.

by Mr hollingsworth July 11, 2016

evil weasel

a person who, like a weasel, hunts and kill small animals - but does it because they're evil, not because they're hungry

-did you hear that Mark killed that mouse family living in his walls?

-oh yeah, he must've been hungry

-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!

-man, that guy's an evil weasel

by gus man November 9, 2022

one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016