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Chocolate Waffle

When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.
Oi boys surely we leave a chocolate waffle in this public shower.
by Blundabus May 12, 2022
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Alabama Waffle Pockle

A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.
UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?

Her: YES UNCLE STEVE
by Nick_Kerr69 May 24, 2022
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Thurston Waffles

The famous shrimp lord that is famous for going MRAAAAAAA from not getting a walk.
The legend passed away on Sept. 7th, 2022.
1: hehe Thurston Waffles go MRAAAAAAA
2: what the fuck
by Waiting for Who Asked September 20, 2022
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Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023
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Cereal Waffler

A play on the word " serial" meaning repeating something numerous times. And "waffler" meaning indecisive. These two ingredient words combine to make a cereal waffler, which is someone you probably know. These are people who are constantly and continually indecisive and can't make up their mind on what they want to do, watch, eat, etc. They usually seek help from others on making decisions and receiving suggestions, but they always have a rebuttal or say something along the lines of "Really? Are you sure? I'm not really feeling that right now.."
Eric: "Honey, any ideas on what we should eat tonight?"

Susan: "Well, I was thinking about McDonalds, but I think I want a blizzard ice cream from Sonic, or maybe just a burrito from that local restaurant"

Eric: "Babe, you need to choose one...McDonalds has ice cream too you know."

Susan: "Ugh...McDonald's ice cream machine is always broken and anyways it's the worst!!"

Eric: "Fine, we can go to Sonic if you're gonna keep being a cereal waffler"

Susan: "Well, I'm actually feeling more of a burrito than a burger"

Eric: "Too bad, we're going to Sonic bitch"
by Darkkrey July 21, 2023
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saggy waffle

An amazing COD player who has an Ungus of a delinquent son.
Saggy waffle squadded up with us for some cyber attack.
by JoelFaced September 12, 2023
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Canadian Lumber Waffle

An term used to insult and confuse, all at the same time.
HEY, FRICK OFF YOU CANADIAN LUMBER WAFFLE!!
by Kristorz! December 15, 2010
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