sus virus

when someone infects you with the sus virus everything you see is "sus"

1: hey look at that trashcan it looks like the among us character
2: oh yeah it kinda does

2: hey look at that it kinda looks like the among us character

3: hey you are right

3: hey look at that it kinda looks like the among us character

4: yes

this is the sus virus

by when the May 7, 2021

corona virus

the virus is in the future.. will we die of it? of course

corona virus

by fishy on me :D May 24, 2021

foo virus

the virus women/men obtain after digesting abraham “popo” galicia’s genital secretions. symptoms can be, loss of memory, becoming significantly dumber, abnormal mutations.

i slept with “popo” last night and swallowed his kids, not i think i have foo virus, i don’t know my abc’s anymore.

by swolehamster69 June 4, 2021

Maya Virus

When you start using emoji's excessively And act like a bitch thinking So called hot girl summer is going to get you some where

Hey i heard that girl has the maya virus

by inglet June 5, 2021

Bog Virus

A contagious Virus that forces people to undergo countless amounts of Plastic Surgery until their faces look similar to the ones of the "Bogdanoff Twins". Once fully transformed, their only goal is to crash the stock market.

P1: "I heard that Jones cought the Bog Virus! All we can do is pray that he will recover from it soon."
P2: "I don't know man, it seems pretty strong. There's no Vaccine and the Doctors are getting infected too!"
P1: "Don't say it like that we got-" *coughing* "Dump ett."

by The Fragment June 16, 2021

Anti-virus

Viruses, turned into hash, then added to the "Black-list" libraries of Anti-viruses.
A type of program which can be easily defeated if you change one line of code in your malware.

anti-virus : You can't defeat me....
malware : I know, but he can...
Hash-changer intensifies

by Symptom of things June 21, 2021

Bob Virus

First found in 2021, the Bob virus was a virus that made you say the name "bob" to the point of being annoying. It was first found when showing a friend a picture of Bob from Friday Night Funkin'. The antidote of the bob virus is to beat the infected person in a singing battle, though it will give them the beep boop virus after. There is a potion that fixes the beep boop virus.

Infected person: Bob. Bob. Bob.
Someone: It looks like he's infected by the bob virus.

by kirbyfan99 July 21, 2021