Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage

“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”

by un k n o w n January 30, 2022

Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day

Other day to be alone

And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together…

Someone: Why are you crying?

Y/N: Because no one give me flower or chocolate on Valentine’s Day.

by Aloneness January 2, 2022

Valentine’s Day

Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.

Happy Valentine’s Day single brotha 🙏

by Patrickfrm704 February 10, 2022

Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

by DinoArms February 16, 2022

Valentine

Something you'll never get

Person A(you): I want a valentine.
Person B: You're ugly.

by urmami69 February 21, 2022

valentine/julian

REALLY REALLY COOL AND HOT AND ATTRACTIBE GHUY!!!!!!! he leiks gacha heat and gacha life....(and south aprk!!) one of thge best peopl youll evber meet 🤤

person 1: not all men.
person 2: youre right, valentine/julian could never.

by eryrlk April 4, 2022

Valentine (Val)

An Emo boy who writes books about gay people

Valentine: guys look! I, hit author, Valentine, has written this book!
Anyone ever: fuck off Valentine (Val)!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022