twat twine 

the life giving twine that attaches baby to mother via the mothers baby pocket

"cut the twat twine midwife, its a boy!"

twat twine by Mr ouija April 17, 2007

twat blanket 

1. a blanket for twats 2. someone or thing characterized by the senselessness of a blanket for twats 3. a maxipad

Learn to spell properly, shorthand makes you look like an awkward, illiterate twat blanket.

twat blanket by bobdobbins January 15, 2009

twat-sicle 

a sexually appealing penis

"Use your twat-sicle and make babies!"

twat-sicle by 1111 August 22, 2006

twat waffle

a derogatory term used to describe any nasty person, especially someone of sorted character.

Christina is certainly a twat waffle. She has the worst disposition and constantly uses people.

twat waffle by diabloceto July 23, 2007

twat waffle

1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.

President Bush is such a twat waffle.

twat waffle by Priscilla December 13, 2004

twat cop

A regulator who polices the use of someone else's twat.

"Girl, my twat cop going to bust yo head when he find out you been standing on my corner!"

twat cop by Baginaria August 10, 2006

Twat Bollocks.  

An extremely satisfying insult to use when nothing else will do! Suits all occasions!

Hey Twat Bollocks. that's my wife you are - staring at - chatting up - shagging

Twat Bollocks. by Fluffysplums March 30, 2009