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one dog town

Yeah , Cletus is a hillbilly from some little ol'one dog town in Kentucky. I think the population is less than a hundred people.
by Shane56 February 7, 2018
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Gawds Awful Towers

the breeding ground for all thing sex related
bro you went to gawds awful towers?

yeah i had sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by mrduck69lol December 24, 2019
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Get out of town

An expression of shock, surprise, or disbelief. A more colorful way to say "no way" or "that's crazy".
Chad: "Did you hear that Karen dumped me because I laughed at her the other day when she complained to the manager at McDonald's because her french fries were too salty?"
Me: "What? Get out of town!"
by Justin Case Jr December 9, 2022
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university towers

A nationwide chain of poorly managed, off-campus, college dorm/appartments. When given the initial tour of the building, the potential resident is awestruck by the spacious rooms, walk-in closets, views of the city, and kitchinettes. The potential resident is also made to believe that the food court, which is attached to the building, produces amazing gourmet meals whenever the student is hungry. To make matters better, these delicious meals are included in the rent! However after living in any of University Towers's locations one realizes that all they bought was room in a building where every section smells like a different kind of shit. The amazing food ends up being anything the thieves in the cafe can make out of a tortilla and fried chicken. The spacious room is usually ruined by a roomate who is a mamma's boy and pees on the toilet seat.
Kid 1: "Living in University Towers is Great! The hallway on my floor smells like foreskin and burnt sugar today."

Kid 2: "Thats nothing, the elevator I took this morning smelled like rubber cement, jet fuel, and Japanese candy. On top of that, I was stuck in the elevator between floors for 20 min."

OR

Kid 1: "Today for dinner I had a buffalo chicken wrap."

Kid 2: "I spiced things up tonight. I had a chicken wrap with buffalo sauce."

Kid 3: "Man, that sounds good guys; much better than the tortilla with fried chicken, rice, and spicy red sauce that I had."
by BigNig J October 29, 2006
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Wet Towel

Wet Towel

A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.

OR

The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.
Example 1

Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"

Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."

Example 2

Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"
by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013
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man about town

A sophisticated, suave male urban dweller; one who knows which bars to frequent, where the fashionistas dine, and which shows one must see.
The character of James Bond epitomizes the concept of a "Man About Town".
by balbulican July 21, 2004
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Mac-Town

City in Georgia, refering to Macon.
Did you go to that Lil' Jon concert at Club Money's in Mactown yesterday?
by MactownKing July 10, 2005
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