Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.

Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."

by Mike Tysons Lisp October 27, 2018

Sixty Nine

Sixty Nine 1: A sex position within where a woman will suck the mans dick and the man eats the woman’s pussy 2: The Rapper who has that wet wet hot that drip drip got that super soaker.

“Yo let’s listen to some six nine”
Or
“Oh ye daddy give me that sixty Nine”

by RoadyToady December 13, 2018

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.

That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.

by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018

Nine fifty seven

Jack ejaculates on Ben face and he claims it was by accident

Jack nine fifty sevens ben

by Hihfzxd July 7, 2018

nine

Referring to a man’s penis.

I went to Rub and Tug and paid to get my nine pulled.

by MissRabbi February 9, 2019

Shitsy nine

The standard 69 position, but the person on top tries to poop on the bottom person's forehead while both partners perform oral sex.

My hair was dyed brown after my wife and I shitsy nined last night.

by Chewpacabra69 September 25, 2018