Bangkok Alarm Clock

Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning
by Shmiwe April 14, 2020
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what up with the clock?

A saying for asking what time it is or asking what someones plans are for the rest of the day.
Ex. 1
Ryan: I don't got my watch on me, do you know what with the clock?

Oscar: Yeah no problem, its 5:41.

Ex. 2
John: Yo Matt, what up with the clock?

Matt: Not much, just got some homework.
by DuhClock March 17, 2023
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Chinese Alarm Clock

To hit a man in the genitals while he is asleep, while you are shouting stereotypical Chinese phrases such as "Herro" or "Bangkok!"
He jumped out of bed after receiving a Chinese alarm clock and threw up.
by VakDarb February 03, 2011
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Dick o' Clock

Any time in which the word "dick" is uttered in an inappropriate setting.
1. Brandt: What are you eating for dinner?
Aaron: ...dick.

2. Aaron: I have to go study for Economics.
Brandt: You mean, you have to go study for Dickonomics.

3. Aaron: When are you going to the movies?
Brandt: Dick o' Clock.
by Brandt Campbell February 21, 2008
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Lewiston Alarm Clock

A domestic fight loud enough to wake you and your housemates up. Named after the town of Lewiston, Maine where this kind of thing happens far too often, especially in the warmer months. Usually happens when you are hungover and just want to sleep.
Me: Hey did you guys hear that Lewiston Alarm Clock this morning?
Them: Yes, I hope it's not like this all summer.

Me: I was having such an awesome sleep until that Lewiston Alarm Clock woke me up this morning.
Them: I wanted to tell them to shut up, but I was scared the Lewiston Alarm Clock would only get louder.
by Uncle Elwood April 16, 2015
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butts o' clock

That moment during a meeting where everyone has been there for so long that people get loopy and off-topic, and nothing productive is going on. Especially applicable to meetings that go late into the night.
Person A: Dude, we are getting nothing done right now.
Person B: It passed butts o' clock a long time ago, trust me.
by bran muffins November 15, 2013
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clean your clock

means to thoroughly take someone to task
Brian was spreading false information behind Mark's back, Jared told Mark about Brian then went back to Brian and said " Mark is going to clean your clock!"
by urbal February 24, 2011
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