Cardio Chris

A man who tells everyone he goes to the gym, but in reality all he does is run. No weights are allowed in a Cardio Chris.

Karen: I heard John goes to the gym now

Terry: Na he is just a Cardio Chris

Karen: oh...

by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014

chris houlis

Kid who likes to play xbox, ride quads, or when he is broke suck dick for money

Chris Houlis: I need money for gas
Random person: i got 10 $
Chris: I'll suck your dick for that
Random person: Alright (Cums in his face)

by JohnTheDinosaur July 9, 2011

Chris Ferguson

Guy that runs a FaceBook page/account under the same name. He works at McDonalds and can often be mistaken for Sanji from the anime "One Piece" due to his beard and hairstyle resembling the character. He is well known by many in the FaceBook community for his witty puns and jokes, rants/discussions involving Japanese anime and manga, and founding the two FaceBook groups, "2D is the way to be" and "Church of Lewds", which showcase non-pornographic yet erotic girls from cartoons and video games, and essentially the pornographic version of the aforementioned genre, respectively. Some of his most memorable catchphrases are, "I'm pussy?", "Dio Brando did nothing wrong", "Your gonna regret unfrindending me :/", and "this dick". He is overall a very funny guy, who's just an average joe like the rest of us, struggling to overcome the hardships of middle-class white society. He can sometimes become depressed easily, but that doesn't matter because his loyal followers can always cheer him up. Unlike most butthurt fandom elitists, Chris is able to openly admit the flaws and downsides of the franchises that he admires, always trying his best to be objective during his discussions. He had even admitted to having some traits of a weaboo despite not being one. He's good natured, sometimes too good natured, and often he becomes self-depreciating and often spirals into depression. The only way to get on his bad side is to give too much shit to Naruto or JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Chris Ferguson was all pissed off last night because too many people were commenting on his push-up challenge video, in which they all demanded to get nudes of his sweet booty.

by Noushbag May 27, 2015

Twisty Chris

Really cool frontman of Twisty Chris and the Puddin’ Packs. Everybody wants to be him.

Dude I went to get a burger and ran into Twisty Chris and was so jealous of his epic dancing shoes

by Videorocker27 April 5, 2022

halfprice chris

an old gay sexual devient with a british accent that preys on youngs boys. he lurks in a half price store waiting for boys all day, he beats rodents with a golf club and has a picture of himself in a soldier uniform on his wall

nicky went to buy bikini underwear from halfprice chris, he came back crying to

by layne226 June 27, 2008

hurricane chris

hurrican chris- One hit wonder who is a appropriately named because, well quite frankly he will pass by and we will never see him again!!!

See hurricane katrina el nino

Hurricane Chris hits one time and one time only with his hit single A Bay Bay.

Rozalla- Everybody's Free
Crazy Town-Butterfly
Eifel 65- Im Blue

by Papalito September 5, 2007

Chris Bosh

A gay dinosaur

The Miami Heat are famous for their "big three". One is a pitiful douchebag, one is actually good and one is a gay dinosaur. Guess which one Chris Bosh is?

by sadsadclown June 25, 2013