Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.
by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017
Guy that runs a FaceBook page/account under the same name. He works at McDonalds and can often be mistaken for Sanji from the anime "One Piece" due to his beard and hairstyle resembling the character. He is well known by many in the FaceBook community for his witty puns and jokes, rants/discussions involving Japanese anime and manga, and founding the two FaceBook groups, "2D is the way to be" and "Church of Lewds", which showcase non-pornographic yet erotic girls from cartoons and video games, and essentially the pornographic version of the aforementioned genre, respectively. Some of his most memorable catchphrases are, "I'm pussy?", "Dio Brando did nothing wrong", "Your gonna regret unfrindending me :/", and "this dick". He is overall a very funny guy, who's just an average joe like the rest of us, struggling to overcome the hardships of middle-class white society. He can sometimes become depressed easily, but that doesn't matter because his loyal followers can always cheer him up. Unlike most butthurt fandom elitists, Chris is able to openly admit the flaws and downsides of the franchises that he admires, always trying his best to be objective during his discussions. He had even admitted to having some traits of a weaboo despite not being one. He's good natured, sometimes too good natured, and often he becomes self-depreciating and often spirals into depression. The only way to get on his bad side is to give too much shit to Naruto or JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Chris Ferguson was all pissed off last night because too many people were commenting on his push-up challenge video, in which they all demanded to get nudes of his sweet booty.
by Noushbag May 25, 2015
an old gay sexual devient with a british accent that preys on youngs boys. he lurks in a half price store waiting for boys all day, he beats rodents with a golf club and has a picture of himself in a soldier uniform on his wall
by layne226 June 27, 2008
Chris Houlis: I need money for gas
Random person: i got 10 $
Chris: I'll suck your dick for that
Random person: Alright (Cums in his face)
Random person: i got 10 $
Chris: I'll suck your dick for that
Random person: Alright (Cums in his face)
by JohnTheDinosaur May 21, 2011
by Videorocker27 April 05, 2022
To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Very similar to "Bitch Slap," but because of the recent Chris Brown and Rihanna debacle, 'bitch' has been replaced with 'Chris.' Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.
by Reducto February 11, 2009
hurrican chris- One hit wonder who is a appropriately named because, well quite frankly he will pass by and we will never see him again!!!
See hurricane katrina el nino
See hurricane katrina el nino
Hurricane Chris hits one time and one time only with his hit single A Bay Bay.
Rozalla- Everybody's Free
Crazy Town-Butterfly
Eifel 65- Im Blue
Rozalla- Everybody's Free
Crazy Town-Butterfly
Eifel 65- Im Blue
by Papalito August 28, 2007