Diet Peach Snapple

A crazy mixture of happiness, flavor, explosive joy, and fruit. And some tea too. AND NO CALORIES. It's basically Jesus in a bottle.

1: Dude I just got hit by a car.
2: DUDE! WHY?!
1: Diet Peach Snapple in the road....
2: WORTH ITTTTT.

by ilikedietpeachsnapple November 16, 2011

juicy peach

A rare creature from the arse end of Australia.

Aka Nozz.

Juicypeach was walking through the virtual room, talking to virtual people.

by DDsD July 19, 2004

Peach Blossom Tea

A defination of one of the most terrible drugs in the world. It is made of peach blossoms heated and boiled. It has a very disgusting taste. It can make people throw up and have diarrhea day and night. People smell it and stay away immediately.

A: Why you stay in toilet a whole day?
B: I have sucked peach blossom tea.

by meow meow dancer June 17, 2019

peach mint

a zesty tidbit of information that may result in someone being forced out of office.

The quid pro quo with Ukraine is a peach mint that has resulted in Congressional hearings.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 5, 2019

Peach bottom jeans

The ultimate jeans for the ultimate arse.

the likes of beyonce has a bottom that looks good in peach bottom jeans

by dandy mc doodle February 4, 2010

Soggy Peach Ring

A peach ring that has been dampened.

Often used in party environments; At a party, friends pass around a bag of peach rings. One drops into a cup and wasn't noticed. a friend later says: "Look! There's a soggy peach ring."

by sogmaster January 9, 2011

White Cranberry Peach

The act of taking a large amount of tiny bloody shits into the spread lips of a dead girl (no more than 36 days dead) and then proceeding to fuck it like there is no tomorrow. Protection is NOT required.

It can also mean ejaculating onto or into a bloody vagina, followed by urinating into the same cavity, mixing with tongue, creating a nice concoction with similar appearance to the "White Cranberry Peach" flavor fruit juice.

Man: I totally gave your sister a White Cranberry Peach last night!
Woman: She was fucking cremated you twat!

by Zehn Fjire Tjie June 14, 2015