willy warmer

Any cylindrical object, usually made of material, that looks as though a penis could fit snuggly inside.

What the hell is that, your willy warmer?

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

willy wilter

An occurence that makes the male reproductive organ become flaccid and unable to serve its purpose.

Person 1: "So I was fapping in the bathroom the other day, when I heard my mom and grandma talk about the bathing suit grandma usually wears during senior water gymnastics. I couldn't get the image out of my mind."
Person 2: "Aw, man, what a willy wilter."

by DerShovel February 12, 2014

Willy Jousters

When two guys take residence on a seperate form of transport(horse or Bike)either end of a run way whilst being naked and sporting a erection. When a whistle is blown you then both charge at each other with your erection in hand and try to knock off each other from their transport using your willy. If one guy comes then that's immediate disqualification and the other guy wins by default.

I am a willy jousters, i joust using just my willy

by Rusoe September 29, 2008

Willy Wonked

When someone throws a frisbee and it hits you on the head.

I got willy wonked by my freind shaun.

by 7chan September 23, 2019

Willy rocket

A willy rocket is when a sparkler is inserted into the tip of the penis and then anal sex is performed with a girl. After intercourse, the sparkler should be lit in celebration.

Man, I willy rocketed her good!

by TeddyBoyz May 28, 2008

Wandering Willie

When a man is having sex with a woman doggie style standing up and another woman is going down on your girl and your dick inadvertently comes out of her pussy and goes into her mouth.

We were at that party and I was fucking Ashley good from behind, when Amanda came over and started eating her pussy from the front. All at once my dick came out and bam, she got a Wandering Willie!

by SinfulJeff March 13, 2015

willy leeb

a fisics teacher about 3 inches tall, wears size 3xl jackets, gangsta pants, and is probably packin 2 nines in his jacket, hence the need for such a large one, also, it is believed that several explosives, c4, an m82a1, a gas mask, some porno mags, and a small child are hiding in that fucken immense clothing

lets go paste pictures of that small old man onto the bodies of weird people!

by esteban bag October 24, 2004