when it's 2am and realize you've done absolutely nothing all day so you gotta grind fr starting now. bonus points if major test the next day and you don't know shit. chug coffee, pray to a god, hate yourself, and turn Youtube OFF
concerned, sane friend: hey, why do you look so tired?
2am coffee grinder: I was on that 2am coffee grind last night.
2am coffee grinder: I was on that 2am coffee grind last night.
by ao3+starbucks addict January 10, 2024

A specific form of the common game of "footsies." However, unlike the flirtatious style of "footsies," foot grinding involes a more sexual vibe of foot-to-foot contact. One party is the giver, and one is the reciever of this gentle but sensual lower body contact.
by Isthisoneusedbysomeoneelse June 13, 2019

Having sex with a penis using the foreskin of another penis but both parties have to either be from Montana or actively in Montana
Guy 1: “Hey since our trips goes through Montana how about we do a bit of Montana Sausage Grinding?”
Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”
Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”
by Dihhhfinitions June 5, 2025

by Big Boy Bower August 5, 2021

by saltysanty October 12, 2020

Hairy White person who likes the Meat of whales and drinks zinfandel. Often seen in the company of sharp tools and physiotherapists.
by Mortenbraeum November 22, 2021

When some dude named Bear doesn’t know how to spell and tries to cover his ass by making a sexual innuendo.
by TheLawnDart February 6, 2021
