Gooch

A glorious sneaker selection that instantly elevates your status to “walking footwear deity.”

“Nice gooch”

by PizzaPizza0728 August 20, 2025

Gooch goblins

Synonymous with crotch critters or Crabs.

Heard David caught the gooch goblins

by Splane750 March 22, 2021

Gooch wipe

When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch

Jax is a gooch wipe

by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015

Gooch (MR)

Sorry as fuck🤣

See that guy over there? He’s so sorry. He can’t even wheel a two. So gooch (MR) of him.

by The truth that lies beneath us September 17, 2025

Gooch clapping

The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.

Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”

*claps gooch*

When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)

by Boob the gooch clapper January 22, 2022

poo gooch

Poo- gooch (verb) handstand position in the shower, whilst legs are being spread by 2 willing participants, and a 3rd party pours shampoo in your gooch (frequently used by hockey boys)

“We went in the shower and he poo gooched me” he said grinning ear to ear.

by Dianna poon glampers February 5, 2024

gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024