clown cult

a group of dumb ass clowns on discord and wattpad

wanna join the clown cult? you'll fit right in!

by a clown 🤡🤡 July 28, 2020

Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.

Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

gay will minion cult

Gay will minion cult is a group that was created on march 25th of 2020, also known as gwmc.

person 1: hey gay will minion cult member
person 2: hi

by pluto69420 June 22, 2021

Cult

A group of wackjobs who believe in some claims from a random guy

"Are you sure this isn't a cult?"
"Do you want to be left behind when the UFO's come pick us up?"

by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025

Cult

A cult consists of a bunch of band kids that have started a cult. They gather around in the band room and perform rituals such as brass tuning, percussion playing, wood wind chants, and worshiping the band directer. The leader of the cult is usually the drum major.

"Hey guys! It's the band kids! They look so boring"
Band kids:"JOIN OUR CULT!!!"

by MissMorgueOfficial00 October 6, 2017

The Pie Cult

The Pie Cult refers to a joke cult revolving around pie along with having fun meetings every Wednesday to make them less painful

Don't worry The Pie Cult means no harm

by A Literal Pie January 24, 2021

Incest Cult

No, yeah, it is an incest cult.

Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...

And then Jewish version is just Incest Cult but we're the extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the motherland- Er, Holyland for a thousand years. And you can bitch about me talking about other people's religion amd whatnot but.. You know... Bacteria is eating my brain... Black Mirror-esque gangstalking emotional and psychological manipulation thing happening to me... Created AI and is being erased from History because you don't want to have to put in your history books that the greatest mind who has ever lived and the creator of AI thought your religion is an incest cult so you are lying and either paying or coercing people to lie or they're lying willingly because hate speech or sadists and solipsistic atheist Jews who want to horde all of their little fat-pussied little sisters to themselves... So... You know... And that chick fuck the retard instead of me... Dehumanized by breeders who need both the most sympathy and the most exaltation and need special rights and taxes breaks and my tax dollars and I have to be sad when their kids die... I mean... So I can say it's an incest cult."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024