seaa bagel

Boy who often wears a NFL hoodie. Had brown hair and blue eyes. Is highly annoying . And looks like a packrat.

The seaa bagel is in the water

by marla johnson May 16, 2017

Bagels

When someone is mooching hard, and they don’t care.

*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”

by CowboyJak December 9, 2024

Bagel

A person that is highly cared about and appreciated{

That girl is my bagel

by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019

Bagel

When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.

Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure

by Dantony milne November 22, 2020

Bagel in the Chimney

A British saying meaning “Raging Boner”

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney”

by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018

Bagelling

A sexual act performed by homosexuals. One partner will lie on his front exposing his bare bottom. The second partner will lay a slice of cheese across the first partners buttocks and proceed to sit on the cheese slice therefore creating a bagel out of anus rings.

I’m horny, fancy a bagelling?

by Jimmiiiiiiii December 7, 2019

bagel

A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.

Goes well with avocado.

healthy donut

damn, that hobo is really going all out on that bagel. Must have run out of girls

by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022