Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.

A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.

by Primus DCE July 2, 2024

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Fu

Amazing fat cat. She owns all the colours that a cat can have and she is fatherless. She also has mommy issues.

Fu, my favourite cat!

by crazycatladylovesfu January 18, 2023

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FU

A complete and utter dick move done solely out of spite, often to someone who doesn't deserve it.

My boss writing me up for standing up to a rude customer was a real FU.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 23, 2023

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FU Money

FU Money, the kind of money the Mormon Church aggregates for themselves outside of SEC guidelines or IRS scrutiny to enrich ONLY “LATTER DAY SAINTS” not you tax paying chumps.

by BAMbero February 22, 2023

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