Scrubbled Eggs

Having Scrubbled Eggs is the act of having sex with a women; but before having intercourse placing a freshly made, sunny side up fried egg on her vagina. In order to successfully have Scrubbled Eggs, you must place your Penis directly through the egg yolk, and into the vagina.

No, I am sorry baby, but you can have Scrubbled Eggs and Ketchup because I am on the rags.

by greasemonkey131 February 19, 2011

egg raid

A very urban situation, originating on the east coast. The perps wait for their target with crates of eggs, then egg the crap out of him.

Beastie Boys "Eggman":

"WE, ALL, DRESSED IN BLACK, WE SNUCK UP AROUND THE BACK, EGGS DID CRACK ON HAZE'S BACK....."

(describing an egg raid)

by TreeWeezel April 26, 2011

egg juggla

one who combines 3 or more secreted eggs from the twat and juggles them while humming the barney theme song, usually followed up by abusing one self to animal porn

god damnit joey, what we tell you about being an egg juggla, get the cack out chuh mouf

by aszy twatlik April 13, 2007

Nigger Eggs

Slang for watermelons.

Hey Cletus, that pallet of Nigger Eggs reminds me of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"

by Mr. Whiiiiite March 8, 2009

Boiling the eggs

The psuedo-sexual act of a women lying on her back, arse in the air then the man rests his balls on her anus and waits for her to fart. The resulting fart 'boils the eggs'.

Greg "Did you get any last night?"
Steve "No the missus was tired so I had her boiling the eggs."
Greg "How was that."
Steve "Remarkably pointless."

by T19 July 11, 2010

Egg Rage

The feminine version of Sausage fest. An all-girls gathering or social event.

Hey Betty, you comin' to egg rage with us tonight? We're hitting up the club tonight, but no guys OK?

by Egg Rager Pookybear January 15, 2011

ham or eggs

how much you are commited to something.
ham is a part of the meal, and is commited to it.
eggs is not necessarily included. thus it is on the fence.
made popular by an episode of grey's anatomy.

girl - "do you want to be with me or not?"

boy - "sometimes yes. im not sure. dont pressure me."

girl - "listen, its simple. are you ham or eggs."

by tromano33 November 5, 2006