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Latino butt burrito

When you have Mexican for dinner then when you are having sloppy anal sex you cum inside her. After you grab a tortilla and slap her and wipe her ass clean then eat the burrito.
I went out with Marie and she let me eat a Latino butt burrito.
by Pooh33 December 18, 2022
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Microwave Burrito Relationship

A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.
Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.
by itiod October 6, 2020
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One Handed Burrito

Receiving a hand job from a taco bell employee
I went to taco bell and order the one handed burrito
by JDC171 August 19, 2016
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Memphis Bean Burrito

When a man wraps a tortilla around his cock, and uses it as a condom to fuck the women who is using beans and cheese as lube. You have yourself a Memphis Bean Burrito!
We did the Memphis Bean Burrito instead of anal.
by Masuraus July 26, 2016
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Johnny B. Burrito

wrapping your cock in a tortilla and serving it one a plate
I served Jody a Johnny B. Burrito for dinner...chili optional
by Jobertello November 13, 2009
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Sour Cream Burrito

The act of internally ejaculating during anal sex with a female; followed by the male performing a "rimjob" on the female and consuming the fecal and semen mixed substance secreted from the anus which resembles the consistency of a sour cream burrito.
Tim: "Dude, why did you say that Jessica came back to you?"
Bob: "Because nobody else could eat her sour cream burrito like I do."
by McLrn227 September 27, 2008
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my pet burrito

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.
She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.
by Flapjacks May 11, 2006
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