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Cutie Balls

a term created by me that is generally used as a term of endearment, as well as when referencing someone's testes (ones you might find particularly cute). The term can also be used when referencing anything particularly good.
Elizabeth: Look ! i just adopted a puppy !

Rose: awww cutie balls ! 🥺

*gets sent a dick pic*
Marie: omg cutie balls !

DD: i did really well on my AP exam !

Chris: that's so cutie balls ! good job !
by radiohorsecock May 9, 2021
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The Neutron Balls

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.
Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018
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ball neck

the act of placing your sweaty nutt sack on the back of the neck of a passed out fan of the team that your team just ass slapped in the BCS
Commercial for Ball Necking:
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.
by drpoonandtheteenangels February 7, 2013
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farty balls

Farty balls occurs when you are sitting in a seat and when you fart the fart exits between your inner thigh and your balls.
Every time I sit in the Expedition and fart I get Farty balls.
by manny420 October 30, 2013
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dorm ball

Basketball
except
rule changes:
In a dorm
no rules, unless you make someone bleed.
empty water bottle instead of ball
trash cans instead of hoops
we played an intense game of dorm ball at camp
i scored 5 times!
by twiss May 30, 2008
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Beef Ball

When a man shoves his balls in a cows ass and sticks them in your mouth.
"Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."

"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."
by Timmy Pants November 5, 2019
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Mixer Ball

A ball played into a crowded penalty area, usually before a game of football takes place.
(ball is crossed into box)
Shouts of: Mixxeerrr baaall As everyone attacks the ball, usually with head or acrobatic volley. This is called a mixer ball.
by mixerr July 21, 2010
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