lunar balls

A time when a man has been single for so long that his balls have become a darker shade of blue so that they look like they have been eclipsed.

Jimmy hasn't got laid for so long he's going to have major lunar balls!

by Peggyatthestar February 03, 2015

Ball Steamer

When someone farts on a guys ball sack, whether intentional or unintentional

I was feeling really gassy while my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed. I accidentally let a fart slip and I gave him a smelly ball steamer.

by SmuglyRose December 10, 2021

nicks balls

When a mentally unstable greek man who controls 99% of Cyprus' wealth starts smacking his balls to assert dominance.

Cyprus resident: "I had to tickle nicks balls to pay rent this month"

by Popcorntime69 February 12, 2021

banjo balls

= when you sent the banjo emote on discord so much your balls turn into banjo balls.

"Ben sent the goddamn banjo emote so much, his balls just turned into banjo balls!"

by samhascoolballs October 01, 2022

Yeti Balls

1. (verb) When someone tea bags a girls mouth then promptly teabags an adjacent surface leaving behind a hairy impression to be found later.

2. (noun) An overly hairy ball sack.

I yeti balled Cynthia last night. You can still see the imprint on her face and pillow.

We notice at the gym that Peter had some serious yeti balls.

by gregulater September 07, 2009

breeder balls

big juicy fat balls that are filled with the sweetest, finest sperm that are so delectable they are in peak form for breeding.

that dude has some amazing breeder balls

by pussypopexplosiongunsounds November 23, 2021

Poop-ball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"

by Ballnets.net July 10, 2021