Thanos

Thanos was originally a very large smurf who used to protect them from Gargamel but then Gargamel thwacked him with the red paint which made him look like a prune so papa smurf told him to get lost an that's why that's wanted to kill half of the universe

Thanos wanted to destroy all the smurfs

by The purple smurf May 6, 2020

Thanos

Some ball-sacked chin grape who wants some different colored rock candies to put on some glove for "balance"

Person: Man, Thanos is such crackhead!
Me: No, you are just an uncultured swine!! >:3

by PickleNick98 May 6, 2020

Thanos

big ass nutsack chin

fuck you thanos

by Pornmilf420 June 1, 2020

Thanos Snapper

Thanos snapper is a hard purple dick of thanos of avengers

Thanos snapper slapped her across the face.

by Purple dick June 6, 2020

Thanos

40 year old Barney with a crack rock addiction

Thanos, we need to talk, this is an intervention.

by AndiB July 10, 2020

Thanos

Barny's big pissed brother with a shiney collection of rocks bedazzling his booger hooks.

wow thanos just touched me with his golden taint tickler.

by Cooter polluter August 1, 2020

Thanks Sysco

A sarcastic exclamation of thanks after being fucked by Sysco in a professional capacity.

The truck is in and we have to send everything it brought back. The fresh food has wilted, the frozen food has thawed, and the cake we ordered 2 weeks ago is months out of date. Thanks Sysco.

by Harutemu March 13, 2021