Thomas Whitehead

An extremely small and privileged kid who does a very nice moan sound.

*Moan* *Moan* Im a Thomas Whitehead and I'm SMALL!

by SSovietPingu March 7, 2019

Jaxon thomas

That amazing person that all the girls love and want to fuck

Guy -Look that's a Jaxon Thomas

Girl-Hey he is hot i want to fuck him

by No name patrol gq November 24, 2019

Thomas Sawyer

when in an uncertain bathroom that is ridden disease you strategically layer toliet paper afloat so in which to provide a splashless decreation of fecal matter

damn. Wow were blacked out last night and ate too much taco bell. My asshole is burnt and frothy and walked like howard the duck because my thomas sawyer session was so righteous!

by harry feltabush February 8, 2010

Duke Thomas

The signal and a amazing man who deserves the world

"hey did write Duke Thomas into the new Nightwing comic?"
"No because I'm gross and annoying."-Tom Taylor

by Detectivecomics June 27, 2022

thomas wade

A 15 year old who lives in a house who is rich in paper cut owning over 4 blillion pounds also has a yt channel with more subs than pewdiepie

thomas wade is just too gud

by Asian24 October 31, 2017

Thomas Syndrome

A condition which causes you to feel like a shelled shrimp in the woods.

Did you hear Richard set his family on fire and then jumped off of a bridge? Sounds like he had a bad case of Thomas Syndrome.

by Pisslegend November 14, 2019

Thomas Jay’d

Getting stung to the point of death by a pile of bees.

There’s a bee hive over there. Are you allergic to bees?

No bro. What about anybody else? I don’t want y’all to get Thomas Jay’d.

by Hamsterjam August 27, 2020