Whale-phoria

N(State of being)-1. The joy that one receives after having saved a whale.

2. A state of feeling the most excellent level of pleasure possible, referring to the sheer size of whales and their phallus.

"That sex made me feel almost as good as whale-phoria does!"

by Sir Rodrick NuffenQuark October 7, 2011

glowing whale

Used to describe whales swimming among bioluminescence (for example, in Life of Pi).

*looking over ocean*

C: It's really pretty out tonight.
T: Yeah, maybe we'll see a glowing whale!
C: *turns slowly towards T, slightly concerned*

by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018

Whale Breach

In an online chat setting, such as Zoom, someone jumps up to reveal their penis in the frame of the camera. The act resembles that of a whale jumping out of water, thus the term “whale breach.”

“Yo, you skipped the zoom meeting but guess what Brad did.”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”

by Stinky Link July 28, 2020

whale account

A whale account, is an account usually in a gacha game, that a player spends a hefty amount of money on. Either for characters, skins, or weapons. Players who play like this, typically spend well over 200$ on a game to feed their gacha addiction. However, players who play like this are usually frowned upon because of they don’t experience games as a F2P player would.

person 1: Hey I heard you got the new character, congrats!

person 2: Yeah I only spent around 120$ this time round... what a save!

person 1: Oh so you own a whale account!

by yetiswear April 7, 2021

whale watcher

A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.

Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021

whale steak

as a group, dogpiling on the player in a game who is currently most successful

"Mike has one more victory point to win. Whale steak his ass."

by jevereds December 8, 2022

reversed whale

The act of swimming backwards and raising out of the water while showing your junk.

Did you see that reversed whale? What a big fin!

by Bevrore June 28, 2019