Uncle Jesse

Synonym for cocaine. Lines are referred to as "rippers".

(Uncle Jesse was a character played by John Stamos on the show "Full House". His band was called "The Rippers")
Where's Uncle Jesse?
by RonnieHoffman December 15, 2010
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Uncle Jesse

The act of raping a set of twins.
You see the Olsen twins, I just gave them an Uncle Jesse.
by Tanner Family September 25, 2012
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Jesse McCartney

He is friends with the guy in his music video who appears from behind the fence... who happens to b way cuter, coz he is a brunette and a bit older.
umm... jesse topless is yummy!!!!!! Gets me hard everytime!!!
by CoRzA April 05, 2005
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Jess

Ah Jess man she’s a proper slag
by BigDickWeeb June 12, 2019
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Jess Ball

Blonde with blue eyes. Known to many as barbie (perfect). Has had to go through many experiences but always manages to come through happy and jolly. She has an amazing figure and is known too all the lads and even some girls as 'fit' or 'bang tidy'.
thomas: you seen that Jess Ball
me: no why
thomas: shes bang tidy!
by rukegbaigbulg June 08, 2011
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Jesse Lacey

Frontman for Brand New. Probably the most emo man that has ever lived. Amazing songwriter. Besties with John Nolan.
Jesse Lacey is the emo god.
by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008
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Endless Jess

A gay faggot with a shitty youtube channel that couldn't break through 20K subs despite having been making his content for several years now. Is very known for being a hypocritic that can only dish it out but the moment he receives the slightest bit of criticism he lashes out in Endless Sperging.
-Dude, I watched Endless Jess like you said, but it was so unfunny, why would you recommend me this shit?
-Cuz it's funny how he'll sperg when reading this definition.
by Aspieham November 06, 2017
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