Mexican Christmas

While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids

Bro I just went down to the hospital to do a Mexican Christmas

by Boss o neill May 06, 2021

christmas and chill

when you have sex on the couch while watching Christmas movies during christmas

want to christmas and chill

by jumpy ostrich December 08, 2016

christmas bashing

when, during the christmas season, you go around house to house moving and destroying christmas decorations in a comical way.

last weekend morgan, david, and alyssa went christmas bashing and mounted light up deer on top of eachother as if they were having intercourse.

by shoobeedoo777 December 06, 2011

pittsburgh christmas

When you violently shit and vomit at the same time.

Hey man, we missed you last weekend!
Yeah, sorry, I was having a Pittsburgh Christmas.

by 7SENUFF December 26, 2019

No Christmas Dinner

Something that is not easy to do, hard.

Brendan: It was so wet and muddy at the camping ground.

Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.

by Hooch93 August 12, 2010

Christmas Puppy

A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.

"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"

or

"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"

by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015

Christmas Ben

the duck overlord, but in christmas. he can perform mind control on ducks of all kinds, but in christmas.

The almighty Christmas Ben has accended

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021