pittsburgh christmas

When you violently shit and vomit at the same time.

Hey man, we missed you last weekend!
Yeah, sorry, I was having a Pittsburgh Christmas.

by 7SENUFF December 26, 2019

Christmas Coma

when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.

I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.

by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016

Christmas boyfriend

The amazing 30 year old white man who works in a candy cane farm

I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend

by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021

Christmas stick

A dick that has been turned into into a candy cane with peppermint lube.

You've been good all year girl; time to take a lick of this Christmas stick.

by idrathernotpod November 28, 2017

A biddies’ Christmas

Merry Christmas ⛄🎁❄ all you mistleHOES!! 💏🌿 I'm tryna be on that 🙈 good ish 🔯 but it's the 🙌 holla-day eve 🎄 and u best BELIEVE ✝⛪ it's bouta b 🌟 LITTY 🕎 Did u put dat ass 🍑 on the fat man's lap?! 🎅😏 or were you a naughty 😈 little elf this year??? 😝 Either way he's got a BIG 😍 package 🎁 for you to unwrap 👅🍆💦 Send 📲💕🔊 this text 🔔 to 5⃣ holly jolly ♥💚 hoes 😇 if you want their christmas 🎄 to sleigh!! 💁💅 If not ur stocking 🙀 won't get stuffed 💦💦 until next year!! ➡📆 If you get 🔟 back 📩⏪ you're santa's little slut! 😝😻🙌

Our Holiday better be A biddies’ Christmas

by ⚠️💘😋😋🥰🎄 December 21, 2021

Christmas Puppy

A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.

"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"

or

"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"

by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015

Christmas Ben

the duck overlord, but in christmas. he can perform mind control on ducks of all kinds, but in christmas.

The almighty Christmas Ben has accended

by Windows Ben December 19, 2021