SwedishNonbinaryKris1

Someone who deserves to be unbanned on their main and is 😃😁😀😀😀😆😁😃😃😁😄😃quirky

“SwedishNonbinaryKris1 should be unbanned.”

by FishSweaterr April 28, 2022

Sweedish Tea Ring

Round bumpy inflamed skin around anus after hours of anal intercourse.

That bitch with the bowling pin in her ass has a sweedish tea ring.

by Joey O June 2, 2004

sweedish hug

very aggressive and skilled blow job

She told me she was going to give me a sweedish hug. I didn't know what that was, but found out very soon that it's a blow job.

by Scooter Banks November 6, 2007

Sweedish Fish

A delisious liquorish candy, made in Sweeden.

I hate Sweedish Fish.

by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Zager November 29, 2003

spedish

n. The language spoken by speds.
adj. Characterized by a lack of intelligence. Idiotic, moronic, brainless

You're speaking spedish.
Sorry, I was having a spedish moment.

by Sred ni Vashtar March 17, 2007

Sweedish Golf

you are having sexual intercourse and you put a golfball in the girls ass ram it in with your cock, then knee in the stomach to see how far she shits it out

Guy 1: yo i gave my girlfriend last night the sweedish golfball

Guy 2: no way how far did it go

Guy 1: 3 inches

by jjpunksk8r March 22, 2010

Swedishly raped

Consensual sex that starts out with a condom but ends up without one, ergo, the sex was not consensual. (Apparently having consensual sex in Sweden without a condom is punishable by a term of imprisonment of a minimum of two years for rape.)

unicorn: "um, you're so wet and tight i think the condom might come off while we're sexing each other."
pterodactyl: "it's ok if it does. let's keep fucking :)"
unicorn: "ok"
pterodactyl: "BAWK, RAPE"
international swat team: "Ah ha, we've got you red handed. Arrested for Swedishly raping this sweet innocent pterodactyl. No more wikileaks for you."
pterodactyl: "Good thing there were five of us in the room. That would have been more awkward then getting Swedishly raped!"

by MurpBawker December 8, 2010