ass surfer

the act of inserting a surfboard into ones anus, while the one recieving the board, is drowned in the other puddle of cum.

Your boyfriend is a real ass surfer!

by Clint Underhill January 6, 2008

Bush Surfing

The sexual act of surfing one's penis upon the frothing, wavey surf of a partner's (male/female) pubic hair.

Get your board shorts off! It's time for some Bush Surfing!

by Bush Surfer May 2, 2010

bathtub surfing

surfing naked in your bathtub

surfing in a bathtub with no clothes on is bathtub surfing

by squidjuicejr June 11, 2006

suft

new internet slang, suft stands for shut up fuck tard. can be used as an alternitive to stfu.

suft, just swallow it bitch...

by Vex August 29, 2003

Surf City

1. The nickname of Huntington Beach.
2. Not Santa Cruz

Let's file a lawsuit to determine who owns the rights to Surf City!

by Al Alson September 19, 2005

surf

The best activity in the world.
Also a great way to see men in body hugging suits.

Let`s go dude, surfs up

by Oats March 21, 2004

cunt munching shit surfer

someone who muches on a cunt while trying to surf in their shit filled bog

a cunt munching shit surfer? now i've seen everything!

by Robin February 6, 2005